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Friday, May 15, 2026

A photo, or it didn't happen.



I used to think that there were lots of ways to remember things but right now I can't quite recall what they might be. Not sure this piece offers any answers but why not click on it anyway? You never know. 

Monday, May 04, 2026

Welcome to Scotland



Welcome to Scotland where everything is just fine.
On the 7th of May there's an election taking place. We do this sort of thing every few years. Just ignore what's happening elsewhere for ten minutes and read all about it via the gateway pic above.

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Why do this?



Eventually one simple slice of cake too many will bring about the destruction of civilisation. Prove me wrong (I hope you can).

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

This Story is ...



You can't read it right now. Well maybe you can. But you'd have to click on the story and it may be unavailable.

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Friday, April 10, 2026

Tomato Throwing at it's Best



If you are the kind of person who clicks on things such as the picture above hoping that it takes you somewhere interesting,  then I salute you.
Many thanks.

Monday, April 06, 2026

No Law Redux



If any of this looks vaugely familiar then well done you dear reader. If not it'll be fine. Click to read it / watch it on Substack. No tricks.

Thursday, April 02, 2026

Nutella Dog Biscuits



This is exactly what the story is all about. Except that it's not. Click to read.