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Monday, July 13, 2026

Hacks for Idiots

1. Drink water when you are thirsty.
You will live longer than if you do not.

2. Rise a little earlier if you must be somewhere.
Time does not bargain with men.

3. Write things down.
Memory is brave until Tuesday.

4. Leave your keys where you left them yesterday.
The house is not hunting you.

5. When you are cold, put on another jumper.
Winter has never respected optimism.

6. Take a list to the shop.
Hunger buys foolishly.

7. Charge your telephone before it dies.
Dead machines answer no one.

8. Put food in the fridge before it spoils.
Rot is patient.

9. Empty the rubbish before it begins to smell.
Decay always keeps it's appointment.

10.Wash the cup after you drink from it.
Tomorrow is improved by small work done today.

There are no hacks. 
There is only paying attention. 
Most of what men call wisdom is old enough to have forgotten whoever first said it.
The rest is advertising. Etc.

Friday, June 12, 2026

Chester & Vernon


Chester was fifteen that summer. He lived near a river that ran brown after rain and clear when the weather held. He had a bicycle with one bent pedal and a pet bullfrog named Vernon.

Vernon was pink.

The frog had been pink since the day Chester found him in a ditch behind the grain store. People talked about it because people always talked about things that were different. Some said he had been painted. Some said he was sick. Others said he was rare.

Chester did not know. He only knew the frog was pink and healthy and could jump farther than any frog he had ever seen.

There was another thing people said.

They said that because Vernon was pink, he must be gay.

This did not make much sense to Chester. Vernon was a bullfrog. He spent most of his time sitting on warm rocks, eating flies, and staring at the river as if he had important business there. He never discussed romance of any kind. The question seemed impossible to answer and not very useful besides.

“He is just pink,” Chester would say.

That was enough for him.

One hot afternoon Chester put Vernon in a basket on the front of the bicycle and rode toward the hills. The road climbed through dry grass and scattered trees. The sky was large and pale. The air smelled of dust.

They reached an abandoned cabin a while before sunset.

Chester had heard stories about the place. Old stories. Hidden money. Lost maps. People who had vanished or just left. Most stories improve when nobody can check them.

The cabin leaned to one side. One shutter hung loose.

Chester parked his bicycle outside and stepped in.

The room was empty except for a table and a chair. The floorboards creaked beneath his feet. Vernon sat in the basket and watched.

“There is probably nothing here,” Chester said.

Vernon blinked.

Then the frog jumped.

He leapt from the basket, through the door, on to the table. From the table to the chair. From the chair to a shelf.

The shelf broke.

Something fell.

Vernon jumped clear, out of the way.

It hit the floor with a sharp crack.

It was a tin box.

The design on the lid had been mostly scraped away. The coloured enamel had faded.

Chester opened it carefully.

Inside there was not gold. There were no jewels. There was no treasure map.

There were letters. Hand written.

Dozens of them.

The paper had yellowed with age.

Not every word was clear or easy to understand but Chester tried hard to follow the different scripts.

Chester sat by the window and read until the light faded. The letters belonged to people who had lived in the valley many years before. They wrote about crops, weather, births, deaths, dances, and long winters. Small things. Ordinary things.

Yet they felt important.

When he finished, Chester placed the letters back in the box.

He decided that he shouldn’t just leave the box here.

The sun was low.

The adventure, if it had been an adventure, was over.

They cycled back home.

On the ride home Vernon sat in the basket, on top of the box of letters and faced the wind.

Chester carried the box to the town library the next day. The librarian thanked him and smiled in a way that showed she truly meant it.

People later asked Chester whether he had found treasure.

“Not exactly,” he said.

And that was true.

Years afterward he remembered the road, the cabin, the dust, and the letters. He remembered the pink frog most of all.

Some adventures are large enough for songs.

Others are only large enough to remember.

Chester never decided which sort he had that summer.

Neither, it seemed, did Vernon.

The thing was, being a frog Vernon never did quite speak his mind. The opinions of frogs are just not recorded anywhere.

History and life experience tells us this.

Vernon just ate flies and, when the mood took him or the need arose, he would jump a long way.

Monday, May 25, 2026

Cup Final Fever



Scotland's Football Cup Final 2026. 
We were there but we didn't win. 
Click to read.

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

People of the Analogue Kind



They still believe and so do I,
 but I'm not really sure where this is taking us.
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Thank you.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Friday, May 15, 2026

A photo, or it didn't happen.



I used to think that there were lots of ways to remember things but right now I can't quite recall what they might be. Not sure this piece offers any answers but why not click on it anyway? You never know.