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Monday, November 16, 2020

Some religious experience required


Wanted: Help setting twisted souls straight again.
 
(Charity of the Temple of the Low Man*).

Enthusiastic but diplomatic individual required for well established team. No engineering experience necessary but  needs core competences in empathy, astrology, salted caramel toffee making, warmth without sweat and bifocal awareness to Level 5. You will not be alone but may be left that way from time to time. Needs to remain discreet. Great package for the correct person. Age not an issue and partial to full training will be provided. Clothing allowance paid. Experience in exorcism desirable. 


*No hippies or lower/upper body piercings.

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