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Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Collection


Collection - our new album is out now all the main music   providers and streamer's sites. Nine tracks, ten videos and that may well increase.

Hear it on YouTube here.

impossible songs

Monday, February 27, 2023

February Ends

February ends tomorrow sometime around midnight but you'll hear little about that from me.

Sunday, January 15, 2023

ZipCo Might be me


Quietly kicking off 2023 many days late with a wild defiant walrus study. Where will the time take us this time?

Monday, October 17, 2022

Shadow Ban


The thought police running Facebook awarded them a shadow ban. Nobody really understands what that means other than things once public and visible to all are now hidden. A simple and blunt punishment for crossing a line; real, imagined or otherwise. So we're not sure where we stand. If there were/are rules then they are dynamic and changeable almost on a whim. Easy to cross or break or ignore and when you do you're banned and placed in the shadows where you can't easily be found. Don't bother trying to appeal this either, you're trapped and sentenced by an algorithm that couldn't really care less. Like a motorway pile up, everyone slows down for a look but then just drives on by and the incident is quickly forgotten. There's always a replacement to fill the space. In the end we'll all be quickly forgotten.


Monday, September 26, 2022

Strictly Bake Off

It's a media mash up from the telly folks. Dance and bake and bake and dance and be judged either a failure or a success. The nation awaits the final results to the point where nothing else really matters. It makes news. It fills a space. Why should we care about things we cannot change?

Friday, September 09, 2022

The Title


The title of this piece is simply "THE INTEDDE INS INTDIDE".
It doesn't have make sense. 
I hope that is clear enough for everyone. 
Thank you.

Sunday, September 04, 2022

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Spanish Royalty


I had a little nut tree, nothing would it bear
But a silver nutmeg and a golden pear;
The King of Spain’s daughter came to visit me,
And all was because of my little nut tree.
I skipped over water, I danced over sea,
And all the birds in the air couldn’t catch me.
Obviously.

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

My Religious Past

I can clearly see that there is no religious future. These pictures are not evidence of anything. These words are not evidence of anything. I can clearly see my religious past. Well I thought I could until it disappeared into the mist. Now I can't see anything. It seems that the evidence has been deleted by nature's cleansing force. You can keep your crosses, shrines and holy books. Such is the power of badly constructed sentences placed one against the other.

Friday, July 08, 2022

One Way Street

We're cutting up rainbows
We're polishing the grass
I'd like you to take your ideals
And shove them up your ass
I wish it was that simple
As simple as inside my head
But you keep coming back and yellin'
You won't be happy till I'm dead.

We're smokin' and we're drinkin'
We're setting trees on fire
I'd like to reach a steady state
But my presence's not required
I wish I was a better man
And I wish that I was worse
But they keep tellin' me it's finished
Like that was some kind of curse.

Someday I'll just roll over
Someday I'll talk more sense
I know you really love me
But it makes no difference
I wish I was confident
In my opinions and beliefs
But the warning signs all tell me
Wrong way down a one way street.

Strollin' down that one way street.