FTMT's Favourite Five Top Tenets

Friday, February 22, 2008

five easy pieces and...

Apple, banana, grape, strawberry, melon. The first five.
Pear, kiwi, orange, plum, peach. The next five.
Thereafter you can try any combination - but not in a pie or in anything with sugar or pastry.
Or cream or custard or milky substances. This shall be the whole of the law.
This all sounds easy but in practice it is hard. As hard as unseasonal fruit. A particular dislike of mine. Keep it real and avoid the unexpected. Think hard about the benefits and digest your own answers.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Tricks of light

The sky is black tonight of all nights.
The path of the aircraft has changed to no path at all.
And when that happens.
Drinks are no longer available from the bar.

The best way not to sink is to avoid the water.
Swimming is the next best.
But your clothes may drag you down.
Live life as close to naked as is legal (and warm).

Ask a few questions of yourself.
But avoid using the marks.
Don't change the pitch of your speach.
And don't go looking for answers.
Soon your questions will be gone.
And you'll know everything.