FTMT's Favourite Five Top Tenets

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Stacks

Stacks and sticks
Thrill me to bits
But pain will never hurt me

Scottish seas
And chilly breeze
A hundred miles from Dundee

Golden slate
A garden state
I couldn't really careless

Waves that break
And earth that quakes
A hundred miles in Caithness.


Monday, August 02, 2010

Waterfall adoption thingy

All over (some parts of) the world orphan waterfalls are looking for, waiting for, hoping for your generous adoption donation. If you like waterfalls, rocks, the sound of rushing water (a bit like God's voice) then this is the scheme for you. If your dream, or that of a loved one has been to be immortalised in tasteful clear, non-brackish water then this is what you have been waiting for. Pick a waterfall from our exclusive catalogue, donate, donate, donate and we'll see to it that your name or inspiring motto is written in one of three special places on your very own waterfall, choose from:

On the falling water.

On the swirling, splashy bits.

In the deep pool.


Your once in a lifetime choice, it's all permanent H20 to us, so don't delay.

Stay wet.