Salvidor Dali
Sneakin' down the alley
Heading for the ballet
In the Auditorium
Hieronymus Bosch
Under the cosh
Never at a loss
In the Planetarium:
There are many artists out there, most are not quite parasites
Many deserve their human rights
More so than others might allow, for art is such a sacred cow,
To the educated, emancipated masses,
Who want it done away with,
Daily Mail style, while all the while just
Moan about the licence fee
So we give it away, for free.