Birds

Birds building bird houses - for your soul of course.

Never really know

The driver promised her a car

Another backstreet cruise

Relax just like a movie star

There's nothing left to lose

Maybe there's a gun in her handbag

Or a tiny pack of coke

Cloned and poisoned credit cards

Stolen from some bloke

A mobile phone a side door key

Appointment card for surgery

A photograph of you and me

We'll never really know.

Still Short

Still from a film with a long commentary.

"I cleaned out the dishwasher filter, removed the gunge, fed the cats, 

(you know the chicken they are eating needs to be used up as it's past it's use by date).

MPs are not the same as experts. 

The shower should be unblocked.

Following a slow police van.

The laundry pretty much does itself itself. 

Black out Tuesday.

I've lost a sock.

Recycling by booking only.

I've three clean jiffy bags but nothing to put into them yet.

Black Lives Matter.

Sports laces on Amazon and an Arsenal birthday card.

Various types of fish.

Donald Trump doesn't know how to hold a bible.

I routinely check the temperature of the fridge, mostly it's making it.

There's a 61% chance of rain but only after 1700 this evening."

Some say some things happen.
Other's say that those things didn't happen.
Some know what is true.
Other's say that all depends.