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Monday, September 26, 2022

Strictly Bake Off

It's a media mash up from the telly folks. Dance and bake and bake and dance and be judged either a failure or a success. The nation awaits the final results to the point where nothing else really matters. It makes news. It fills a space. Why should we care about things we cannot change?

Friday, September 09, 2022

The Title


The title of this piece is simply "THE INTEDDE INS INTDIDE".
It doesn't have make sense. 
I hope that is clear enough for everyone. 
Thank you.

Sunday, September 04, 2022

Happy Bot is Happy

We interrupt this program to bring you the following message:

(There will be no apology)

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Spanish Royalty


I had a little nut tree, nothing would it bear
But a silver nutmeg and a golden pear;
The King of Spain’s daughter came to visit me,
And all was because of my little nut tree.
I skipped over water, I danced over sea,
And all the birds in the air couldn’t catch me.
Obviously.