Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Projects (FTMT Homework)
Writing projects you may care to try.
Polish Tomato customs
Bringing together all the FTMT stories.
Looking up skirts without being noticed.
A deer in the bushes and other local wildlife.
Syrus Sea Cat revisited.
The giant black bunny.
Two eyed Cyclops.
A single singed eyebrow.
Shelves stuck to walls.
In search of a quiet life.
Titles listed like a library.
Index of snakes.
Bloody twisted Tuesday.
The sacred heart of Dora Bryan.
A list of all that’s good.
Clouds on view.
A dictionary of facial expressions.
Tippy tappy keyboards.
My answer's in the guitar.
I married somebody else.
The legitimate guide to fraud and robbery.
Ways to make it with witches.
Why bother with motorways?
An education for West Coasters.
Types of ginger snaps not made by Macvities.
Why you can’t kick start your motor cycle
A wide enough aeroplane seat.
Cooking with onions.
Have a holiday on £10 a day.
The children’s secret film book.
The Dummies guide to crossing bridges.
New York’s tattoo parlours in the 1940s.
The single pearl.
Terms of adornment.
Cultivating human hair.
The Scottish bamboo planter’s handbook.
Banjo playing made easy (deaf edition).
How to prevent a singed beard.
Rabbits and their habits
Is a Twix well named?
The difficulties of steering a steering committee
Plundering the Andes for fun.
The fake shipwrecks of Wester Ross
Soon to be an orphan
The fudge and marshmallow dictionary
My self portrait justified.
Seeing is not the same as believing.
Thin friends and how not to upset them
The single man’s guide to dealing with uptight women.
Body language in Samoa
Short Stories about short lives
Why pipe smoking is coming back
The proper use of full stops in business conversations
How to estimate your bodily hair count.
How to make a will that will annoy your family
Thinking about rock pools
What foods not to add an egg to.
The single happiest day of my life
Collecting kettles from old farm houses
Confessions of a charlatan
The many ways of arranging socks
Midsummer nights scents
A cock crowed and a crow answered
Not all of the Rolling Stones are still alive
How to recognise motorway madness when it strikes your family
Budget air travel in Pakistan
The House of Tudor: Pioneers of wooden confectionary.
The black heart of Africa transplanted by Dr Christian Barnard’s ex wives.
Piffle from the pulpit
A number of late nights in Scarborough
Random kinds of actress
The strange smell of a muddle
Booking train seats on-line
How to lip-read swearing priests
Bar code strategies
Seven great ways to win in life
Motorcycle madness examined
Other forms of English
The cat’s pyjamas don’t fit him
Smuggling bibles into heaven
The Indian rope trick in 27 languages
Smiling with false teeth.