Money, sand and oil, staple foods and furniture,
Jets and company nomenclature
Real estate and squeezed up landfill,
Coke machines and traffic lights,
Now life runs to a standstill.
A junkyard angel to see fair play,
A bully and a bigot to run away,
A secretary to hold the calls,
A statistician to count your balls
A bonus, a gold card, a clever hunch,
A three hour champagne business lunch,
Let's all take some credit for the credit crunch.