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Saturday, May 04, 2013

2 easy poems

Poem 1:

Make more spunk
You big dumb hunk
Hear Daft Punk
Then get drunk
And get a girl
Go out on the town
Spread it around
And lay her down

That's the way of the world
That's the ways of the world
Repetitious behaviour
Forever and ever
Nothing intervenes or gets between
Drunken celebrated sex
Rock n' roll cheese
Drugs and make believe
And hee-haw else
There's nothing else between.

Poem 2:

I've got my benign nihilism
And I'll take it to the bridge
Talks of claws and manuscripts
Raiders of the fridge
The Guardian and Independent
Opinions matter most
I read but I don't understand
My friend the Holy Ghost
These jumbled words are worrisome
Illiterate and dry
Jesus says “don't masturbate”
But you're too tired to try.

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