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Saturday, September 26, 2020

B


The new illustrated alphabet Part 2 : B is for BOY.

A boy is a male child, from birth up until adulthood. 
Homo Sapien. 
Humans are highly intelligent primates that have become dominant on Earth.

Friday, September 25, 2020

A


The new illustrated alphabet Part 1: A is for AMBIVALENCE.

Ambivalence is a state of having simultaneous conflicting reactions, beliefs, or feelings towards some object. Stated another way, ambivalence is the experience of having an attitude towards someone or something that contains both positively and negatively valenced components.

Sunday, September 06, 2020

Thursday, September 03, 2020

Bricked up


Walled up and sealed, looking into the bricked up window. Cemented through daylight and dusk. The ventilator is faulty. Smoke and fumes used to pass this way. Nothing to see now. Ceremony and conversation but the damp would always triumph as we tried to breathe the stale air. It was a social club, a venue, some usable space. There were a few good nights we all recalled. Busy on gala week too. 

The repairs were done, quick and dirty. Like the pies on a Friday evening. Warm beer, cigarettes and crisps. We played bingo some nights, the wives liked that. There was a serious side but I never really looked into it. Charity. We just grew old really, we died off, one by one. Nobody replaced us, it was sad really.

We were too dead even to go to the cemetery, it was full anyway. Full of the dead and no others we recognized. We were later, we came as a new generation, on the boats, in the distillery, down there with the Navy or up on the bridges and the railway. The old dignitaries are fossils now. Plenty of local work then, two good wars. We lived as friends and died too. That's the way it goes.


Thursday, August 27, 2020

Mutant Algorithm


MUTANT ALGORITHM 

If only you all truly knew
What a simple mutant algorithm can do
You'd be very frightened too.

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Weird Scenes at the Plantation



Is it all so long ago? Maybe they came from space, maybe from another time or dimension, maybe they were already here, always, and then just burst up through the earth when the time was right. The year was 1955. The memories were all mine but they might as well have been neanderthal for all the difference it could make. You could smell it in the air and I knew when the old man said that there was something very wrong with our lands that he was right. Now we suffer the consequences. The brown earth rises under what strange energy to pass on the message. Now we have historical perspective but little understanding. Under our feet, awake when asleep, never dead, never alive, simply eternal and it's not coming home because it never really left.

Monday, August 17, 2020

Scrap Collage


Industrial skies
Iron and rust
Industry cast offs
Reflected in the price
Of scrap metal.

Icy Blue Nowhere


Somewhere, beyond icy blue
A stream of thought awaits you
And all you have to do
Is clearly think it through
And all you'll have to show
Are the simple things you know.

Potato Sack


Don't worry about test and trace
Don't worry how to mask your face
Don't worry that the government tells tall tales
Don't worry our success is a list of fails

We're OK, we'll get back
We're beautiful
Here's Marilyn in a potato sack
See Marilyn in a potato sack

Don't stress at the daily brief
Don't fret don't suck your teeth
Don't cry when you get bad news
Don't listen if you get the blues

We're OK we're not slack
Rockin' the Corona snacks
Here's Marilyn in a potato sack
See Marilyn in a potato sack

Don't worry if we contradict
Don't worry if the facts don't fit
Don't worry you can't get a test
We'll beat the world and we'll be the best

We're OK soon in the black
We're makin' it
Here's Marilyn in a potato sack
Just like Marilyn in a potato sack

Marilyn in a chlorinated chicken shack
Marilyn's life is a life is a hack
Marilyn in the conga line at the back
Marilyn Monroe in a potato sack.




Saturday, June 06, 2020

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Never really know


The driver promised her a car
Another backstreet cruise
Relax just like a movie star
There's nothing left to lose

Maybe there's a gun in her handbag
Or a tiny pack of coke
Cloned and poisoned credit cards
Stolen from some bloke

A mobile phone a side door key
Appointment card for surgery
A photograph of you and me
We'll never really know.

Tuesday, June 02, 2020

Still Short




Still from a film with a long commentary.

"I cleaned out the dishwasher filter, removed the gunge, fed the cats, 
(you know the chicken they are eating needs to be used up as it's past it's use by date).
MPs are not the same as experts. 
The shower should be unblocked.
Following a slow police van.
The laundry pretty much does itself itself. 
Black out Tuesday.
I've lost a sock.
Recycling by booking only.
I've three clean jiffy bags but nothing to put into them yet.
Black Lives Matter.
Sports laces on Amazon and an Arsenal birthday card.
Various types of fish.
Donald Trump doesn't know how to hold a bible.
I routinely check the temperature of the fridge, mostly it's making it.
There's a 61% chance of rain but only after 1700 this evening."

Some say some things happen.
Other's say that those things didn't happen.
Some know what is true.
Other's say that all depends.




Wednesday, May 06, 2020

Things of no consequence










And there they are, random and untitled, unlisted and unknown and without context, apart from being here.

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Parked Pictures



Some people park cars, some people walk their dogs in parks, some people take part in park runs. I'm just parking pictures here in this picture park. A parking area where pictures can be parked whilst their fate and future is decided. It may take some time, you can never tell. The parking here is free (at the moment).


Saturday, February 01, 2020

Jungle Connections


My jungle connections
Time spent under an unkind sun
Lost and pathless
Eyes through the trees.
It fights back
Somewhere in our DNA
A Neanderthal stands tall
And mocks
Our thirsty journey and our progress.
He's on a couch, watching 2001
Beer in hand
Having a laugh.

Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Better than expected


It's a howling gale outside, wind, rain the works. It is January and this is Scotland. Anyway this wee piece of shadowy distortion turned out better than I expected. God is the great programmer and we are the great programmes and I truly have no idea what I'm talking about.

Thursday, January 02, 2020

Colours of January



For no particular reason the colours of January this year will be represented by colouring book colours of cats and dogs displayed in a slightly distorted fashion.

Thursday, December 05, 2019

Going about their business


Some people might think
If you see some celebrity or public figure
By chance (?)
Three times or more
In odd places
Out in the real world
Outside of a screen
Just going about their business
That it means something
That it's a message
A call to action
A call to act
What would you do?
What would you do with that thought?