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Sunday, December 21, 2025

Attack of the Furries.



Your very own Cheddar Ploughman's sandwich. It's from Urban Eat but they're not the one's to blame. The vendor has a problem, perhaps it was lost at the back of the fridge or the display. We'll never know for sure. It should have been eaten by 19th November - the sad sandwich was at it's best before that date. Now it's had a bad attack of the furries. No surprise that nobody wants to eat it. Nobody ever wants to eat furry sandwiches for their ploughman's lunch.

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