Wednesday, January 20, 2010
In the bathroom
In the bathroom keep scissors handy, you never know when you may need them.
Scotland, a land with so much where so little is done.
The media: At odds with itself and it's supporters.
Documentaries: Factual films without conclusions.
In the kitchen keep towels handy, preferably near your hands.
Cat food does not easily go down sink drains.
Sky 1 is a TV channel completely lacking in personality.
Cold sunglasses refresh the face like a lick from a passing sheep.
Scrabble: A game where familiar letters are made into unfamiliar words.
In the bathroom there is no music other than the rhythmic drip of the cold tap.